By this point, however, George has involved food in his sex life so much that when he eats food he gets an erotic pleasure (Jerry calls him "Caligula"). The car overheats because the radiator is dry, but not for long, as he fills it with blood. This was the fourth episode for the ninth and final season. Kramer: I got no A/C and I gotta keep the blood cold or it'll go bad. Jimmy is a very bratty kid and Elaine comes to hate her new responsibility, so she tries to make herself appear irresponsible; to avoid being responsible she uses George as a "pinch weasel." Season two of Seinfeld, an American television series created by Jerry Seinfeld and Larry David, began airing on January 23, 1991, on NBC.. Because of the commencement of the first Gulf War, the second season's premiere was postponed one week.The season comprised 12 episodes, and concluded its initial airing on June 26, 1991. Sarah. When the car overheats and breaks down, Kramer uses the blood to fill the radiator. The Serenity Now This episode first aired on October 16, 1997. However, when she finds him eating a sandwich and watching TV during sex, she angrily kicks him out. During the workout, the blood leaks out onto the driver’s feet, causing him to panic and accelerate. Authenticity Guaranteed. The vast majority of Seinfeld episodes begin with Jerry on stage performing stand-up comedy in front of a hip New York audience. Kramer borrows Jerry's air-conditioned car to return his blood to the bank. Elaine gets back together with David Puddy. DOORMAN: (into phone) Seinfeld friend. =)**Note: I own nothing within this video, purely a fanvid. "The Checks" is the 141st episode of the sitcom Seinfeld. NURSE: Hello, Mr. Seinfeld. Jerry sustains a hobby knife wound which causes him to require a blood transfusion; ultimately, he receives three pints of Kramer's blood. Vivian. Episode 9 This episode first aired on March 19, 1998. Jerry's last workout with Izzy results in another transfusion of blood; only this time it's not Kramer's. This episode first aired on December 11, 1997. Writer(s) This time, when Jerry wakes up in the hospital he finds out that he was given Newman's blood, and screams in horror. What is the name of the friend who Elaine wants to baby-sit for? Vivian then decides that Kramer would be a good choice for a baby-sitter; however, Elaine intercepts him en-route and proves her responsibility. Oscars Best Picture Winners Best Picture Winners Golden Globes Emmys STARmeter Awards San Diego Comic-Con New York Comic-Con Sundance Film Festival Toronto Int'l Film Festival Awards Central Festival Central All Events Although she tries to convince Vivian she is not a responsible adult, Vivian is delighted with her babysitting services and reveals that she has health problems and Elaine may have to play a larger role in Jimmy's life. [1] This was Lloyd Bridges' last television performance before his death. https://seinfeld.fandom.com/wiki/The_Blood?oldid=28010. A new co-worker is freaking Elaine out. Directed by Andy Ackerman. When Jerry is wounded in his kitchen by a knife and suffers blood loss, he screams in disgust when he finds out that he received three pints of Kramer's blood. "The Blood" is the 160th episode of the NBC sitcom Seinfeld. Jerry: All right, but this is it, this is the last favor, we're even! [Source]. Kramer: All right, Even Steven. When Vivian chooses Kramer over Elaine to babysit her son, an angry Elaine follows him to Vivian's house and pushes Kramer into the bushes at the last minute and declares that she'll take over. (snaps fingers) Jerry Seinfeld. However, George decides that he has found the woman of his dreams due to her sensual appreciation of pastrami. Although George's girlfriend is disgusted when he starts eating a pastrami sandwich during sex, he is so delighted at combining two of his favorite activities (sex and food) that he tries to go for the "trifecta" and add television as well. prev It's Velcro. Directed by Tom Cherones. Seinfeld Scripts Scripts of Seinfled Episodes Seinfeld Scripts. His parents buy him sessions with an elderly personal trainer, Izzy Mandelbaum (first seen in The English Patient). Kramer invests in a new non-fat yogurt store. Director The Junk Mail It was written by Dan O'Keefe and was directed by Andy Ackerman. I refused to put that in any of my lines. Jerry's last workout with Izzy results in another transfusion of blood; only this time it's not Kramer's. Jerry’s parents eventually buy him sessions with an elderly personal trainer, Izzy Mandelbaum, who’s going to help him work out. During Jerry's final workout with Izzy, Izzy ties Jerry to the car and forces him to run behind it. Read every single scene and imagine Seinfeld like you never have before! With Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander. b: 16-Oct-97 pc: 904 w: Daniel O'Keefe d: Andy Ackerman The favors include letting Newman come over to make sausages in Jerry's kitchen (while listening to the 1959 jazz album, Hammond Gone Cha-Cha, by organist Jackie Davis). George runs over a flock of pigeons. George's colleagues try to force him to leave. MORTY: I thought you forgot about me. It aired on January 19, 1995. As a result, Jerry suffers an injury and requires another blood transfusion. “The Blood” is the fourth episode of the ninth and final season of Seinfeld, and the 160th episode overall. After both Jerry and Newman refuse to allow Kramer to store his blood in their kitchens, Kramer takes it back to the blood bank and borrows Jerry's car to transport it. Seinfeld Scripts. He becomes even more distraught when Kramer deems him a blood brother (and later takes even greater advantage of him by reminding him of their new tie). Kramer starts giving blood and uses his own refrigerator to store it, but it freaks Jerry out. However, when Jimmy turns out to be a badly behaved child she decides she doesn't want to continue babysitting after all. Jerry feels he is getting out of shape and starts a purification program to improve his diet. Shop online. "The Blood" is the 160th episode of the NBC sitcom Seinfeld. Jerry becomes upset, saying that he can feel Kramer's blood borrowing stuff from his blood. Kendra. A desperate George grabs the phone, and the doorman's hand, and pulls it down so's he can speak into it. ** With Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander. "Seinfeld" The Blood (TV Episode 1997) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. Just a couple funny scenes from Seinfeld, season 9, episode 4. The Seinfeld Scripts: The First and Second Seasons by Jerry Seinfeld (Harper Perennial 1998)(791.4572) is just what it says: a reprinting of the scripts from the first two years of the tv show "Seinfeld". I can't stand Velcro. Elaine thinks that her boyfriend David Puddy may be religious after finding Christian rock stations set on his car radio. Jerry's girlfriend has a vintage toy collection she won't let him touch. Kramer borrows Jerry's air-conditioned car to return his blood to the bank. Seinfeld Episodes. 160 Kramer starts giving blood and uses his own refrigerator to store it, but it freaks Jerry out. This later creates problems for George, as he cannot eat anything without becoming aroused. This was the seventh episode for the eighth season. This was the fourth episode for the ninth and final season. Elaine visits her friend Vivian (Kellie Waymire) and is disappointed when Vivian implies that Elaine is not responsible enough to watch her son Jimmy. Directed by Andy Ackerman. Full scripts from television show episodes signed by actors and actresses. “The Blood” is the fourth episode of the ninth and final season of Seinfeld, and the 160th episode overall. (pulls apart the Velcro blood pressure band) MORTY: Ah! The Blood. b: 16-Oct-97 pc: 904 w: Daniel O'Keefe d: Andy Ackerman Newman uses Kramer as his witness when the former refuses to pay for a speeding ticket. Welcome to the Seinfeld Scripts page! Past & present TV series. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. NEXT> The pundits say that the show was finding its way the first couple of seasons. Jerry Seinfeld's friend. It was written by Dan O'Keefe and was directed by Andy Ackerman. nothing. Jerry begins dating Melissa (Kathleen McClellan), a woman who is comfortable being naked in his apartment in nonsexual contexts. Read texts from Season 9 and join the Genius community of scholars to learn the meaning behind the words. Episode 158: The Serenity Now Oringinally aired 10/9/97 9:00pm Transcript by Ethan Brown Written by Steve Koren Directed by Andy Ackerman Cast: Jerry Seinfeld himself Elaine Benes Julia Louis-Dreyfus Cosmo Kramer Michael Richards George Costanza Jason Alexander Frank Costanza Jerry Stiller Estelle Costanza Estelle Harris Patty Lori Mister Dalrimple I have Dan O'Keefe Seinfeld scripts give you the full transcripts from all 180 episodes! When Izzy Mandelbaum sees the sausages, he thinks Jerry is still being unhealthy and increases his training regimen. It aired on October 16, 1997. Unfortunately, this leaves George saddled with babysitting Jimmy, who abuses him. His girlfriend only tolerates some food items, and is disgusted when George attempts to kiss her while eating a sandwich; George then contrives a way to separate pudding skin from the pudding, creating pudding skin singles and arrives at the decision to add television to his equation so as to make food and sex even better (“the Trifecta”). However, George's girlfriend becomes displeased upon discovering him eating a pastrami sandwich while watching a portable TV during foreplay. SEINFELD - "THE TWIN TOWERS" AN ORIGINAL SPEC SCRIPT BY: BILLY DOMINEAU 08/02/2016 Billy.Domineau@gmail.com Twitter: @billydomineau Instagram: @moms4sodainpublicschools It aired on NBC on November 7, 1996. Autographed transcripts. Kramer is upset at rising prices at the blood bank and decides to store his own blood at home (in Jerry's Tupperware). He makes something called "pudding skin singles" using an Exacto knife. next Season Signed TV Show Scripts. He makes something called "pudding skin singles" using an Exacto knife. The Finale (Part 2) CONTINUED FROM PART ONE Vandelay: Is the prosecution ready to present its first witness? Kramer rebuilds the … In fact, the first and second season scripts are funnier than most of the first and second season episodes, as most of the actors were still ironing out their characters, especially Jerry Seinfeld, who's a terrific comedian, but a very poor actor, (unable to keep a straight face on set). The Blood GEORGE: (into phone, frantic) Mister Dalrimple! Air Date It was written by Jennifer Crittenden and was directed by Andy Ackerman. It was written by Jennifer Crittenden and was directed by Andy Ackerman. With Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander. Directed by Tom Cherones. Then, George starts dating a woman who uses incense, and he gets the idea to associate food and sex with his love life. "The Label Maker" is the 98th episode of NBC sitcom Seinfeld. NURSE: We didn't forget. Elaine is offended when her friend Vivian (Kellie Waymire) implies that Elaine is not responsible enough to babysit her son Jimmy, though Jerry assures her that a lack of responsibility is ideal. Susan. Jerry makes fun of his girlfriend's bellybutton. It's that t-e-a-r-I-n-g sound. Kramer, however, takes the opportunity to guilt-trip Jerry into granting him favors now that they are "blood brothers". Check out the scripts now! With Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander. The Seinfeld Chronicles was written as the pilot for the show that would eventually be called Seinfeld, though earlier versions of the script would refer to the program as Stand Up and The Jerry Seinfeld Show. If you need to find specific Seinfeld script information, you’ve come to the right location. SEINFELD SITCOM SCRIPTs: Act I Act I (Pages 1 to 7) We’re going to take you through the anatomy of the classic Seinfeld script "The Switch," and show you the formula in action. I used to be in raincoats. This episode first aired on October 16, 1997. Kramer hires an intern. When George sees Vivian making pastrami he is aroused and they passionately make out on the kitchen floor. Andy Ackerman This was the 12th episode for the sixth season. This was Lloyd Bridges' last television performance before his death. (he listens) (to George) He says, call him Monday. Elaine brings George to Vivian's house to help convince Vivian that she is not responsible. https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=The_Blood_(Seinfeld)&oldid=998608570, Short description is different from Wikidata, Television episode articles with short description for single episodes, Television episode articles with short description and disambiguated page names, Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License, This page was last edited on 6 January 2021, at 05:25. Meanwhile, George decides to add food to his sex life after his girlfriend's vanilla-scented incense makes him hungry. Then, George starts dating a woman who uses incense, and he gets the idea to associate food and sex with his love life. Here’s a snapshot of all Seinfeld episodes, and a season-by-season episode guide to everyone’s favorite show about nothing! October 16, 1997 Jerry's final workout with Izzy results in another blood transfusion; however, the blood is not Kramer's, but Newman's, much to Jerry's horror, and this causes the three of them to scream all at once. Cold open. "The Burning” is the sixteenth episode of the ninth and final season of Seinfeld, and the 172nd episode overall. Here is your resource for finding exact quotes, script information, and episode play-by-plays. Kramer has been storing his blood at a blood bank whose rates increase and, retaliating, he decides to store the blood himself. Meanwhile, George decides he needs to add food as a part of his sex life when his girlfriend lights some vanilla-scented incense, whose overpowering scent makes him hungry. NURSE: Okay, Mr. Seinfeld, please come this way. The car overheats because the radiator is bone dry, but not for long. Kramer borrows Jerry's air-conditioned car to return his blood to the bank. 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